- "Two students were required to withdraw for one year each for
defecating in an eating club kitchen."
- "[S]erious penalties were imposed to students ... who
impersonated a University official."
- "Four students received penalties ranging from a dean's warning
to one year of disciplinary probation for a variety of
violations, such as ... sending a tasteless message to
If that's a disciplinary violation, I've probably sent
enough to qualify for jail time.
- "Two students were put on one year of disciplinary probation,
one for ... hiding a video camera in a bathroom."
Disclaimer: these are the exceptions to the rule, posted for your
amusement. The vast majority of my colleagues do not do this
sort of thing. As far as I know, at least.